50 Best Pickleball Puns

I created an article covering fun pickleball team names, so I wanted to create an article covering 50 fun pickleball puns that you can use on the court.

So, here goes. I hope you enjoy them:

1. You’re kind of a big dill on the court.
2. Don’t let the game get too jar-ring!
3. I’ve got a real relish for pickleball.
4. Dink positive thoughts only.
5. I’m having a smashing good time.
6. You’re my partner in crime… and dinks.
7. Life’s better when you’re in the kitchen (the non-volley zone, of course).
8. I’m net going to lose this one!
9. The ball is in your court—literally.
10. This is just the way I like to rally.
11. Let’s paddle through this together.
12. Watch out—I’m serving up trouble.
13. Don’t get caught in a pickle; keep your eye on the ball.
14. You’re the best smash of my life.
15. Every point is a net win.
16. Keep calm and pickle on.
17. You’re the ace of my heart.
18. You’ve got this down to a fine art-dink.
19. Don’t get sour—stay sweet like a gherkin!
20. Let’s rally through thick and thin.
21. We’re the perfect team—always in sync(dink).
22. Paddle up for some serious fun.
23. Every shot’s a kosher move.
24. You can’t dill my vibe.
25. Paddle faster; the pickleball’s after you!
26. This game’s a big deal (or should I say, dill).
27. Don’t be a picklehead; play fair.
28. Time to smash the competition.
29. Let’s keep the pickleball love in motion.
30. You’re gourd-geous on the court!
31. Don’t get salty; the kitchen is off-limits.
32. Volley-ball who? Pickleball’s where it’s at!
33. Let’s serve it like it’s hot.
34. Dink big and aim high.
35. We’re smashing records and paddles!
36. There’s no such thing as a dill-emma in pickleball.
37. I’m in a pickleball state of mind.
38. The harder the game, the sweeter the pickle.
39. Don’t let the game get too brine-y.
40. I’m all about those kitchen rules.
41. You’re a dink-stinct player!
42. This is a total pickleballin’ blast!
43. The court is my happy place.
44. Keep paddling; don’t let your game go sour.
45. Pickleball: the sport that’s a big dill and low in calories.
46. Stay sharp, and don’t get into a pickle.
47. Who needs a racket when you’ve got a paddle?
48. Pickleball is my bread and butter shot.
49. The kitchen’s closed—get outta there!
50. Let’s end this game on a high note and a deep dink!

If you have one that you would want to add (or subtract) from this list, please email me at ben@bepickleballer.com.

I will “dink” about all requests.